What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How does the moon cut her hair?