How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
There's a spring in people's step.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?