What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?