What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?