Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Of course, it's where my foot goes!
Which computer won the talent show?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?