Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?