What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do termites go camping?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How long will dinner be?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What birds make average students?