What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?