Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?