Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
What shape has a knighthood?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the cat so small?
What is the definition of Robin?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?