What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?