When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's the perfect job for a cow?