Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?