What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?