What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?