What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What dog wears contact lenses?
How are mountains able to see?
When do cows get tired?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?