What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where do ships always get stuck?