Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?