What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?