Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
The dunk tank.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?