Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?