What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?