What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What's a henway?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do golfers hate cake?