What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do cows go to New York?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?