What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How long will dinner be?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What fish sings the best?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why are scissors so forgiving?