What do pigs do over the summer?
They go on a ham-ily vacation.
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?