Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?