What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What is a table you can eat?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?