Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?