What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What animal always goes to heaven?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?