Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which animal is the most religious?