What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi!
Why didn't the melons get married?
How long do chickens work?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?