What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
What do math teachers eat?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How does dinner smell?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?