What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Where do kittens go to school?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do cows wear bells?