What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?