Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which animals make the most honest judges?