What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
How long do chickens work?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did March say to the madness?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?