What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
How do dog catchers get paid?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
When do cows get tired?
Someone stole all my lamps.