What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
Which singer could always break a five?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's the opposite of irony?