Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's the most determined bird?
What's E.T. short for?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?