Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What fish only swims at night?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.