Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?