What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?