What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?