Why was the bowling ball anxious?
It was hitting pins and needles!
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?