Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
Which fly makes films?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?