What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Where was Noah born?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?