What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What birds make average students?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?