Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?