What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do elves learn in school?
What do little fish love to play with?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?