What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.