Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
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Why are grandkids so great?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
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Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did electricity win the race?