Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Want to hear a joke about construction?