Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How is life like toilet paper?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why do plants hate algebra?